Please Don't Make Me Do This...

My sister called yesterday to invite us all to a dinner at her house, which is 50 miles away...

For those of you who know me and my family history, you understand why this is painful.

To sum it up, here are my reasons for not wanting to go.

A) It's my family 

B) It's 50 miles away

C) My mother asked me for a ride.

My sister told us to bring our own beverages.  

I am bringing  a big box of wine...  

And a straw.