How in the Hell did I get a boyfriend? I mean I wasn't trying, that's for sure... Not only a boyfriend, but a good, thoughtful sweet, attractive boyfriend. A boyfriend who does nice thing for me a gives me gifts... for example:
Vodka in a skull and a retractible dog leash, he even walks the dog. Anticipated needs? Met!
And my favorite beer... Hey, sometimes it's the little things.
I mean let's be honest here, I've only ever dated assholes - I know, big surprise right?
And here I find myself with a Gem of a man. So, how did a jaded, surly, sarcastic, embittered asshole like myself end up with this Gem of a man? Good Lord, I don't know... So I asked him (because if nothing else I'm direct) His response was this: 'Roxanne, I think you paint yourself in a darker light than what you really are'.
So he sees right through me, not only is he a Gem, he's a smart Gem who will call me on my shit.
I think I shall keep him.
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