Thursday, April 16, 2009

Twat did you just say?!

Thought I dodged a bullet by missing a conversation with a co-worker as she babbled on and on about her Dr. appt. - Turns out I was wrong... On her way out the door to her Gyno appointment, she said "Time for me to go have sex" followed up with this remark "oh right here Doctor, touch me right here" and " it's the only action I ever get".
NOT KIDDING!!!!! I have to kill myself now...

Then she says that she always tells her Dr. that this is the only sex she ever gets.
This is where the phrase "too much information" really comes in to play, for her Dr. and for us.

Welcome to my personal hell, so wrong on so many levels.
The first level of hell: the fact that she refers to anything sexual ever - it's just wrong, trust me on this.
The second level of hell: the fact that she refers to going to the Twat Dr. as a pleasurable sexual experience - Disturbing, seek extensive therapy.
The third circle of hell: Sharing it amongst - Nobody should ever have to hear that shit! EVER!!

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