Please, think of the children.

To the lady in the park who was running in front of me.

Short shorts and cottage cheese thighs are a bad combo, thighs like yours should be covered at all times. Please, for the love of humanity, never, ever wear short shorts again!
I understand that you're a dedicated runner and I applaud you for that, but I'm afraid that the cottage cheese it there to stay no matter how much you run.
Please spare yourself and others the trauma of the fleshy jiggly mass while trying to enjoy a nice day at the park. There were children present for crying out loud, nobody should be subjected to that. It's disgusting and has got to go, so please, please, wear a longer pair of shorts!
I know that not everyone is perfect (myself included) nor do I expect them to be, but please cover that shit up!